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While conservative big mouths are bragging about the fact that MSNBC thought there were penguins on the north pole we have a MSNBC prison channel story for you…

These last few years we have seen Republicans in bathrooms, a blind govenor admitting to affairs in cheap hotels, cheerleaders going wild, and now we have a happy Santa.  I guess when you sit in Santa’s lap you may want to think twice of what is going on in his pants.  Ok, enough with the humor but this is kind of an oddball news story.

The newspaper story headline reads ‘Best Santa ever’ arrested in N.J. on Child Sex Charges.  I guess the war on Christmas has went to new highs now they are sending out Secret Santa’s or Private Santa’s as we shall call him.

He was found in dozen of raw child porn images (possibly from Thailand videos).  Wayne Nelson Corliss is the former Santa – I doubt he will get that gig anytime soon they may do a background check next time.  Federal Authorities claim he was producing child pornography and admitted to having sex with three 6-10 year old boys.

People who know Corliss are shocked and cannot understand how he could act one way in Thailand and another way in the U.S.  This just will really make Christmas more like Halloween when you are sitting through those photo shoots with Santa this year being paranoid about who is touching you or your kids.

Clowns always freaked me out anyway.  Not that I don’t like them but they scare me kind of like that Chuckey movie. I am just really freaked out because this guy really looks like Santa in this pic.

All this time I have been looking for a logo design company who can make a logo that is sexy but only in a subliminal sort of way.  Maybe make the consumer think they are really getting laid instead of buying my product that way they will become addicted.  I am just kidding of course but that would be a neat concept.

The UK Office of Government Commerce Logo was recently revealed and looks more modern than their old stop light looking design.  It has been upgraded with a rock solid… new design that appeals to the younger generation maybe?

Here it is and if you do not see the fun in the new logo then tilt your head to the side.  You may see things pop out that you did not intend to see.  I would tilt it for you but you can turn your head to the left some on your own.

Call it what you will but there is definitely something kinky going on with this story and no we do not mean Kinky Friedman who ran for Texas Governor.  We are talking about real Kink.  That is Kink.com and real military discipline.

It is a little cold across the US today but Kink.com just made it colder.  Imagine being chained up in the San Francisco Armory Basement.  Kink.com recently reported buying the San Francisco Armory for a stunning $14.5 Million on December 29, 2006.  The Armory has not been used for years and is a San Francisco landmark.

The kinky porn company plans to remodel the building and possibly make part of the building a place to raise money and other parts places to produce adult porn.  This former military armory is a 200,000 square foot reproduction of a Moorish Castle completed in 1914 and has been mostly vacant since 1978.
Residents in the area are worried it may produce a bad role model but some residents say its part of what San Francisco stands for in that it “promotes sex instead of guns”.   Although,  I am not sure you can say sex instead of violence.

I just wonder how Kink.com makes so much money.  That is a lot of money for a porn site to be dishing out.  Also, who is getting the money? The San Francisco local government or the military?

XTube.com is normally known for their free downloads of amateur college girls with other girls, porn site promotion, or even self-made amateur twink or frat videos but now they are known for something else. XTube is now known for Politically correct porn.

Just like the backlash of Janet Jackson’s boob being flashed across the screen a few years ago during the Superbowl we are seeing something similar because of the comedian Michael Richards use of the “n” word. We are now witnessing a new cleanliness of words on major internet portals, comedy clubs, and radio stations. This has even carried over to porn sites. You can now flash your boobs or show your penis but you cannot use the “n” word.

The wildly popular XTube.com porn site made an announcement on the home page that you must refrain from using the “n” word in usernames and descriptions but it did not include audio or video. XTube.com is similar to YouTube.com but it contains only porn and adult related videos which may be censored on the latter.

There have been a lot of reports of people using the word nigga or nigger on XTube. XTube would like to remind everyone that this is a fun website, where you come to get your rocks off. While you are here, please try not to be offended by racist or sexist remarks from idiots.

XTube now officially does not accept the words nigga or nigger in usernames, titles, tags or descriptions. If you choose to use them you will be removed from the site.